Confidently, and perhaps with unintentional sass, she said,
“They’re Ray Ban’s”
Then it turned into a thing.
And your grainy cameraphone picture isn’t going to convince anyone.
Drr… That wasn’t quite what I had in mind. What goes in there anyway?
No really, forget that other stuff I said about them.
Please can I have a cookie?
(And by that, I mean, ALL OF THE COOKIES!)
Are you my Tall Soy Peppermint Hot Chocolate?
Venti? Very well then.
… Do you mind if I teach the difference between an apostrophe and a backtick? Also – that’s not my name.
(This is what happens when I have a bunch of silly photos I want to post and have no coherent way of putting them together: Make up a story!!)