As seen on IRC moments ago…
(Placed in extended text due to unfriendly verbage – not safe for work)

<jaks> if you have a HUGE table, and you do “select * from HUGEtable” will this be very slow?
… (time passes) …
<jaks> if you have a HUGE table, and you do “select * from HUGEtable” will this be very slow?
<MyQuiL> jaks: find out the hard way, then learn to write a good query
<jaks> MyQuiL just answer to my fucking question! NOW!!!
<MyQuiL> jaks: sure, but I’m a consultant, I work for $200 an hour.
* mendel blinks
<MyQuiL> want me to send you a contract? .pdf form?
<MyQuiL> then google for “smart questions”
<jaks> 200 dollar per hour ? what you do for that
<MyQuiL> ignore punks on IRC.
* SpComb greps the daily wtf for MyQuiL
<jaks> you suck my cock for that??
<MyQuiL> SpComb: oh – I try not to have to write code 🙂
<SpComb> consultants write fun code
<MyQuiL> SpComb: sorry to disappoint 🙂